An ongoing celebration of our over-caffeinated, cake-filled, slanketed world.

Things we like: Dinner at Steve’s
Things we like: wine tasting

iChat status update:


those aren't bags, they're luggage.

Kenn


I need to borrow ten thousand dollars immediately

Resolvatron


went to walgreens at lunch and now I have 6 pack abs.

Josh


Working from work.

Abe


I arrived in Lady GaGa's seedpod at x217

Josh


For dinner, i'll be having Bushmills and Ruffles, thank you.

Josh


If you need me, i'll be on a conference call in the sauna.

Lori


Cake and grief counseling will be available.

Reverand Scott!


We're sorry. You're welcome.

Reverand Scott!


Mr. Stealyourgirl

Abe


FINE Housecat

Abe


On my Grind

Abe


un oso distinguado

Abe


مصر للفوز!

Abe


braced like a seabird

Kenn


attempting focus. failing.

Kenn


I'm straight up removed

Resolvatron


This is not the website you are looking for

Josh


Ed edited it.

Steve


eat the pears!


RIP, Clyde. You will be missed.

Steve


so, anyway... that's how come we'll be getting the legal notice next week

Josh


Ask Honey Badger. He don't care.

Steve


I have kind of a super-footer fetish.

Steve


Look! I'm invisible.


Why do you hate me so much?

Katerina


Half Lit...

Ashley


Yeah, no big whoop. I like having the office to myself. Just kick back, listen to some soft jazz, run my fingers through my man perm.

Christopher


Codin' n' xplodin'

Resolvatron


Kidnap the Sancy Claws?

Verity


when i type, i like to pretend i'm playing the piano

Emily